Worst Motel Ever

Usually while out of town we stay at some pretty nice hotels. But as we left New York and drove to Pennsylvania we hadn't booked a room and the place we ended up staying on July 3rd was here. Looks ok right?
Wrong. This was the worst motel i ever stayed in. We stopped working around 8pm so there was nowhere else in town to go. In the parking lot was this toad. If he could have talked i know he would have warned us to not go in
Notice the lack of headboard and the light bulb just hanging from the ceiling but at least there was a car air freshener hanging on the wall.
My bed only had one sheet on it at first. So i went to the front desk and asked the owner for an extra sheet. The owner was from India and there was a bit of a language barrier. After a five minute conversation he finally said "ohh bed sheet, yes yes" and gave me two new ones. I say new ones but one of them had this miscellaneous stain on it. I ended up not using the bloody sheet he gave me. At least i think it was blood...
Oh and the walls were covered in some kids scribbling with a crayon.